SOMETHING IN MY SOUP

Lately, I've been asking myself how I've felt about being a completely useless waste of space. I came up with two answers;

ONE: It's alright.
TWO: It sucks.

After that obviously very deep thought session, I figured I should have a goal. So I'm thinkin', it's still around New Year's, I can still make a "resolution." Whoopee! Yippee! Yayo! Good idea man, good idea. I bust out my trusty pad-o-whatever-paper's lying around and set in. "Ok, what are my goals here? What are my GOALS?"

Hours go by. The clock is ticking. Nothing's happening.

After a while more, I give up. I suck at this shit! Instead I figure I'll just go back to one of the many things I started and never continued; this blog. I first started it as a jokey/weirdy/dumb video type affair, but there's no point in having one of those anymore. I will from time to time have those things if it's relevant to what I'm talking about, but mostly, I need a space for my ever growing frustration. This anger that boils! Aimed at the brainless people that I run into on a constant basis. So sit back, relax, and shut the fuck up.

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR PENIS?

Sizzling models in designer fashion!

TIME FOR SOME D*CK PT 2

TIME FOR SOME D*CK

There's always a time in a woman's life when all she wants to worry about is dick. Well at least that's what this video has taught me. Also, in the 90's, people obviously liked saying "eeny-weenie" all the time.

Probably the worst part about Los Angeles is that even the most obscure rapper has 10,000 fans. Mickey Avalon is no exception. "My dick, served a whole luncheon, your dick, looks like a munchkin." "My dick, the size of a pumpkin, your dick, looks like Macaulay Culkin"


At some point during the late 90's Saturday Night Live became a horrible show. Most likely because the funniest people they have always die and the worst live on to have fruitful careers in shitty movies. "The Internet Generation" and their A.D.D. fueled desires for youtube inspired clips of comedy actually caused SNL to get their shit together for a short while. Thusly, we now have the oh so wonderful [sarcasm] Dick In A Box.


Funny how dicks can teach you things. for example, i didn't know this, but I guess it's normal for the girlfriend of a suspected cheater to take special steps to make sure that everything's coo. Also, if the boyfriend doesn't like it, he can swole her lip even if he got dick da go round.

To finish it all off, a video that I feel represents the best of the wallstreet types.

JERSEY SHORE RECAP

Fuck. Fight. Fuck. Fight. Fuck.