TIME FOR SOME D*CK

There's always a time in a woman's life when all she wants to worry about is dick. Well at least that's what this video has taught me. Also, in the 90's, people obviously liked saying "eeny-weenie" all the time.

Probably the worst part about Los Angeles is that even the most obscure rapper has 10,000 fans. Mickey Avalon is no exception. "My dick, served a whole luncheon, your dick, looks like a munchkin." "My dick, the size of a pumpkin, your dick, looks like Macaulay Culkin"


At some point during the late 90's Saturday Night Live became a horrible show. Most likely because the funniest people they have always die and the worst live on to have fruitful careers in shitty movies. "The Internet Generation" and their A.D.D. fueled desires for youtube inspired clips of comedy actually caused SNL to get their shit together for a short while. Thusly, we now have the oh so wonderful [sarcasm] Dick In A Box.


Funny how dicks can teach you things. for example, i didn't know this, but I guess it's normal for the girlfriend of a suspected cheater to take special steps to make sure that everything's coo. Also, if the boyfriend doesn't like it, he can swole her lip even if he got dick da go round.

To finish it all off, a video that I feel represents the best of the wallstreet types.